Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Tomato Poetry Wars

Many of my friends know of my total dislike of Tomatoes, as was shown in the last post made to this blog. Here is another for your reading enjoyment. My bestie posted this on my FB today...

"Another i hate tomatoes moment for bago LOL!!!


i can't believe you hate them so, it breaks my heart, it's true, you know;
let me share a good tomato with you, in love you'll fall, deep and true;
the soul of the tomato, tender & sweet, ode to that tomato meat;
may the love bloom between tomato and you, a love eternal borne by two.

tee hee & LOL!! xoxo"

Yes, she calls me Bago, don't ask.

And here, my rebuttal on her FB wall...

"Tomato, red and round

Your inside, seeds and slime
Love for you not found
To loathe you is no crime

If your taste were honey sweet
I'd probably like you more
But your bitter flesh, I will not eat
I'd rather lick the floor"

Yes, we're silly. Yes, I LOLd.

Send me your Odes to Tomahtoes!